“Are you faffing about again?” my British friend, Ana asked, as she came towards my car.

“Why, yes I am,” remembering the term she applied to me last year. I had totally forgotten the phrase, but am still an expert faffer!? (My word)

We hadn’t seen each other since last summer, when we developed a hiking habit. Her place is about 20 minutes from my cabin and she has dogs. We’d meet at the Sam Campbell Trail and walk them to “V” lake and back. This little ritual required her to bring the dogs, collars, leashes and her phone. My ritual, apparently, was more meandering.

I am usually up by 6:00 a.m. for the 9:00 a.m. rendezvous. This three-hour window might include a weather change spanning two seasons. I replace my pajamas with a long-sleeved shirt and pants, maybe to protect from mosquitoes as much as cold. I am hungry first thing, so I head to the kitchen, noticing that my phone isn’t plugged in, so I put it on the charger. Good. No messages, but I begin to scroll through the news. Then, maybe a Facebook joke or a photo from five years ago comes to the screen. I sit… a minute.

Yikes, that minute expanded exponentially. I continue to the refrigerator and scrounge out the milk, the egg carton and loaf of bread. I click on the radio next to the water pail. I notice it’s nearly empty. This vintage cabin has no plumbing. I did say: Water pail. I pour the remainder into the big kettle. I’d turn on the gas burner, but if I go outside to the pump, I might forget and burn the cabin down, so I “fetch” the water first.

A red-wing blackbird is at the feeder. As I pump, he is joined by a red-breasted grossbeak, then a chickadee. A hummingbird zooms past. I can’t eat if they don’t have food, I reason. I pump a dipper full of water to put in the hummer’s ant trap, take the pail into the porch and grab the coffee can full of seeds, fill the feeder and survey the flock. Now, I can go back to my breakfast!

Another simple breakfast

The little egg pan cooks up quickly. I skip the toast and go right to the bread and honey. The milk goes into the microwave and I add a teaspoon of Folger’s Instant coffee and some sugar. So many steps to everything!

The clock reminds me I only have about ten minutes before I must leave. Geesh. It is getting warm out. I rush back to the bedroom, put on a T-shirt and grab a lightweight, long-sleeve cotton shirt. Then, I remember the bugs. Maybe take bug spray? That’s on the porch. I can fill my water bottle, put on my hiking boots, get the spray and lock up all in one trip. Ah, but that’s four things and my memory is limited to only three.

I cobble the odds and ends into my arms and head out the back door. I start the car and then, notice the mosquitoes clustering on the windshield. I forgot the bug spray! But it’s too late. I don’t want Ana waiting with the dogs.

Ana talking to her mother in England from the Northwoods of Wisconsin

I pull into the parking area off the trail just as Ana steps out of her car with dog #1. I’m squirreling around for my chap stick, hiding my purse under the seat, securing the lid on the water bottle, getting my cap off the dash and reaching for the door handle.

Ana comes up to the window, now with two dogs in tow, leans towards me and quips,

“Are you faffing about again?”

“Yes, Ana,” I sighed. “You caught me faffing about again.”

We stayed put a moment, hugging our first-of-the summer greeting. Then, taking a few steps back, Ana swatted at our first mosquito-of-the-season.

Highly recommended as “the best” bug spray

“With all your faffing about did you bring any spray? You always think of everything!” she added.

 

But this time, all my faffing about didn’t manage to include any bug spray….
Does that make me a faffing mosquito dope?

                        (Sorry if I made you groan.)

Do you “faff about?”